Past Hosts and Contributors  

  • Karen Ann Delaney
  • Curry McEvoy
  • Daniel Dennis
  • Michael Kopf
  • David Inge
  • Will Kennemer
  • Brent Keith
  • Justin Bullen
  • Chris Gomel
  • Tommy Clement
  • Jonathon Law
  • Ward Muller
  • Dru Walsh



  Sidney Claus  

A sad case. A once naïve young man full of hope and dreams who developed a tragic addiction to booze and amphetamines, Sidney Clause is a warped by-product of the heavily-commercialized and sexually-liberal holiday season. His love of Women of the Night and grain alcohol illustrate his traumatic downfall from the success of a furniture-building career to his current position as Christmas’ favorite drunk and whoremonger. We are blessed to have him though, and fully expect the joy, goodwill, and stench of vomit to be overwhelming, as it is every year on the 23rd of December. We encourage you to keep the kids away due to his irrepressible habit of soiling himself in-costume.










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